sewerfight:

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering “the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee”. now imagine that’s you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

soracities:

the horrors persist, but so do the birds. thank god 🕊️💕

pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882:

halflifethree:

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy

fleurfurr:

pancakeke:

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why are these kinds of levels so alluring…

stim toys for dads

no-this-is-ryan:

If 2 barbies don’t scissor in the movie it’s not realistic

deathgasmic:

girl help i’m spending my hottest years rotting in my room

pointnclick:

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

anarcho-skamunist:

Watching ‘How it’s Made’ and I can’t stop moaning every time a machine does something really precise

g0neferal-deactivated20230305:

what crystal will get a girls boobs in my face

trainthief:

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

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