Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering “the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee”. now imagine that’s you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
the horrors persist, but so do the birds. thank god 🕊️💕
when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy
If 2 barbies don’t scissor in the movie it’s not realistic
girl help i’m spending my hottest years rotting in my room
communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp
Watching ‘How it’s Made’ and I can’t stop moaning every time a machine does something really precise
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what crystal will get a girls boobs in my face
honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that






